A friend of mine sent this to me. Thought you all would enjoy!
HOW TO COOK A TURKEY: First, buy a turkey and a bottle of Jack Daniels. Pour yourself a refreshing glass of Whiskey and put the bird in the oven. Take yourself a healthy and well deserved drink of Whiskey, and set the degree at 375 ovens. Have yourself 2 more whiskeys of drink and turn the on oven. Take 3 whisks of drinky and turk the bastey. Stick a turkey in the thermometer, and glass yourself a pour of whiskey. Bake the whiskey for 4 hours, take the oven out of the turkey, and floor the turkey up off the pick. Pour yourself another glass of turkey. Now just tet the sable, and turk the carvey......( Happy Christmas )